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Bike-Chasing Wolf

Yellowstone rangers plan to kill a wolf that chases people on bikes and motorcycles

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We’re often told wolves aren’t that dangerous, and don’t mean humans any harm, and that’s almost always true. But they also possess the tools to be freaking terrifying: A Yellowstone wolf has picked up the nasty habit of chasing humans on bikes and even motorcycles. (I sort of can’t blame him: It’s gotta be easier than taking down a bison.)

The Old Faithful-area wolf recently chased a woman on a bike, and when she flagged down a truck for help, the wolf took off with a can of oil that fell out of the bed. Park rangers and biologists think the wolf has been fed by humans, and now that it’s habituated, it must be considered a danger to all the fanny-packed visitors.

Unfortunately, the decision to chase down humans on two wheels is a fatal one for the wolf:

That sucks for the wolf, but I think we’re overlooking a crucial piece of evidence. When given the opportunity to dine on succulent manflesh, the wolf instead took off with a can of Castrol. My guess is the wolf just needs to service his own chopper. I mean, what else is he going to do—stroll into AutoZone?

—Ted Alvarez

Wolf in park will be killed (Casper Star-Tribune)