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Backpacker Magazine – October 2005

Terror in the Trees

Ghost stories always seem scarier beside a flickering campfire. So, dim your headlamp and scoot up closer: our writer-at-large explores the ghoulish beginnings of these age-old tales and shares a few of his all-time favorite blood-curdlers. We dare you to read on.

by: Steve Friedman

(Illustration by Jackie McCaffrey)
(Illustration by Jackie McCaffrey)
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THERE WAS NO CNN THEN, OR GOOGLE, so unless you lived in Mendocino, California in the mid-’70s, and happened to be a regular at Ernie’s Diner, right off Highway One, where Ernie made a mean stack of banana walnut pancakes, you never heard what happened in the woods that night. No body was ever found. There was no missing-person report. There was only a small item—four lines long—in the local rag, and if you’re curious, you can still find it on microfilm at the Mendocino public library. Page C-13, next to the real-estate ads, in the County Tattler. Last time I was there, a few years ago, I looked, just to remind myself. “Tourist reports mysterious sounds, items found, prank suspected.” An innocuous little headline, next to a strange letter to the editor. A meaningless few sentences. After I read it, I went outside and leaned over a trash can and puked.
 
 What does a long-forgotten incident from 25 years ago have to do with ghost stories? A fair question. What do a few cryptic lines in a local paper and a reader with a delicate digestive system have to do with the enduring power of tales of terror? Another reasonable query.

I’ll get to the spooky stuff, trust me. I’ll get to the Black Dog of the Blue Ridge. I promise. This is a story about fear and the outdoors, so I won’t forget Raw Head and Bloody Bones, or the Monster of the Mogollon Rim. How could I? They, along with the ghost wolves and muck-encrusted man-things and shambling forest beings, are the archetypes. How could I avoid the spirits and spooks, hags and hobgoblins that haunt our wildest places? I can’t, and I won’t. 

But before you can understand why scary campfire stories and backpacking trips go together like graham crackers and chocolate, except with snapped bones and twisted entrails thrown in, you first need to know what happened that night in northern California. It was before the breakdown, long before the pills, before the trouble at the movie theater and the stint in the psych ward. I like to think that’s all behind me. I like to think that none of it was related to what happened that night. That’s what I like to think, but after my last trip to the dusty little library, I’m not sure. I’m not sure of much any more.

It was late at night—not a dark, stormy night, or a hushed, cloudy night where you hear wolves howl, or any of the other nights where fictional tales of terror usually begin. Just a temperate, starry night in northern California. A normal night, the kind of night when bad things happen to normal people. It was Thanksgiving, the kind of crystalline, breezy coastal evening where torture seems about as likely as Ernie coming out of his kitchen with a butcher knife dripping blood, instead of carrying a plate of his famous pancakes.


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READERS COMMENTS

I liked it. Scared the hell out of my 6th grade class.
Posted: Nov 20, 2009 Sarah

I thought it was pretty good. For those of you who think you're missing something make sure you go through all the pages they're listed on the bottom. I can imagine sitting around a campfire with friends and looking into their fire-flickering eyes, seeing them hope but not know that it isn't true. haha
Posted: Nov 19, 2008 Me

This was so stupid
Posted: Nov 19, 2008 Steve

I thought it was well written and interesting. The things it leaves out are freaky...
Posted: Nov 06, 2008 Anonymous

Ditto - didn't get it at all. Just a bunch of words which could be scary in an actual story, which this was not!
Posted: Nov 04, 2008 Susan

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwnnnnn
Posted: Nov 02, 2008 Disappointed

Close enough behind your tent for a morning whiz but your girlfriend didn't hear a bunch of guys bullwhipping a woman all night? On her first night ever in the woods. And you were too cool to say anything. Why did it take 3 months for the blurb to coincidentally end up next to the mother's letter in the paper? Too much pseudo psyche 101 about scaring kids. Too much silent, troubled hero. Too many holes. Sorry.
Posted: Oct 31, 2008 unqualified critic

Well that wasted a couple minutes... boring.
Posted: Oct 31, 2008 get_off_the_paved

Was any of it true or just crap...I like it though
Posted: Oct 31, 2008 David

What? I don't get it? Am i missing something?
Posted: Oct 30, 2008 Sam

lame. sorry, that should be LAME. all caps. it was that bad.
Posted: Oct 30, 2008 SL

I rather enjoyed it too. It was a little long, but it was several stories in one. You could take any one of the stories and tell it around a campfire and I would be willing to bet you would give some young kids a spinal chill. For those of you who didn't like it, I only have one thing to say, "Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional." :o)
Posted: Oct 30, 2008 Anonymous

I rather enjoyed it. For those that didn't like, maybe they should try and write a better story if they can.
Posted: Oct 30, 2008 Kathy

Too long. Not scary. Psychologically suspect. Not even a good diversion from an afternoon of work. No bloody hook left on the car door handle, even.
Posted: Oct 30, 2008 toddsinclair

Way too long and boring
Posted: Oct 30, 2008 Joe the Plumber

too long. not scary

Posted: Oct 29, 2008 Anonymous

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