Word up to Eric Schlosser and all you other health-food ninnies out there: A bag of greasy chips could save your triglyceride-loathing, carb-counting, GMO-bashing arses.
Here in the world of professional backpacking, those of us who have been around the backcountry block and have seen some things—and, yes, escaped a few brushes with physical and other kinds of nearly certain death—we possess a secret survival method that’s as effective as it is unorthodox. Variously known as the Pringles Primer, the Fritos Firestarter, or the (more on this later) Fritos Firebomb, this mystery is one we reveal here only because, frankly, photographer Dan Saelinger shot a really cool picture of it. Inadvertently invented at an ’80s bonfire in southern Ohio, the technique is dirtbag simple: Flick a Bic under a greasy sliver of potato, and that all-American farm product will burn for 45 to 60 seconds (per 1.87g serving—the weight of an average chip these miserly days). The flame won’t cook the rabbit you just snared, but several blazing crisps will lick your recalcitrant kindling enough to get a real fire going. We never carry chips on trips (though we love Tim’s Cascade Jalapeño afterward), but extensive testing reveals that Fritos Scoops! is the sine qua non of incendiary snacks. As for the Firebomb, put on your pyro thinking cap and imagine a white gas marinade.
aww come on guys, cut the guy a break! he did say this is all b/c of a great shot by the photographer....lol. so take it for the "tongue-in-cheek" it's (hopefully) intended for. ;-)
KGood
Oct 22, 2010
I'm still wondering about that Firebomb...
Anonymous
Oct 17, 2010
Hahahahaha--c'mon, everyone. You just know there are legions of boy-scouts out there who are giddy to have this (to them) AWESOME! Knowledge of Wonderfulness, lol. :D If only potato chips could explode....
northsis
Oct 16, 2010
If you're going to carry greasy crushable chips for a possible firestarting emergency, why not just carry matches or a lighter???
Cliff
Oct 15, 2010
Yeah, 'cuz you know experienced backpackers get hopelessly lost at LEAST several times a season--where would they be without greasy firestarters? It's good to know some survival skills, but hopefully one possesses the navigation skills and common sense to avoid these mishaps in the first place.
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aww come on guys, cut the guy a break! he did say this is all b/c of a great shot by the photographer....lol. so take it for the "tongue-in-cheek" it's (hopefully) intended for. ;-)
I'm still wondering about that Firebomb...
Hahahahaha--c'mon, everyone. You just know there are legions of boy-scouts out there who are giddy to have this (to them) AWESOME! Knowledge of Wonderfulness, lol. :D If only potato chips could explode....
If you're going to carry greasy crushable chips for a possible firestarting emergency, why not just carry matches or a lighter???
Yeah, 'cuz you know experienced backpackers get hopelessly lost at LEAST several times a season--where would they be without greasy firestarters? It's good to know some survival skills, but hopefully one possesses the navigation skills and common sense to avoid these mishaps in the first place.
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