In this corner, we have Jonas, the Bengal tiger: king of the jungle (lions live in the savannah, silly); possessor of multiple sets of fearsome claws and teeth; general badass apex predator, capable of emitting a mighty roar.
In the other corner, we have the Dust Buster: king of the kitchen, humble-yet-ergonomic household appliance; swallower of overgrown dust bunnies; capable of emitting a mighty whirr.
Two creatures enter; only one can leave the ring. Who will it be? Watch:
The new reigning World Champion – the Dust Buster!
Gotta say: I didn’t see that one coming. It's OK, though: Jonas the Tiger eventually went on to star in the Academy Award-winning film Life of Pi. But I doubt he ever outgrew his crippling fear of Dust Busters.