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Backpacker Magazine – June 2008

The Onion vs. Mr. Magoo

On your mark, get set ... hike. Inside a 5,600-mile footrace on the country's hardest trail.

by: Andrew Tilin, Photos by Timothy Archibald

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Francis "Mr. Magoo" Tapon
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Garret "Onion" Christensen
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But Christensen's drive and talent didn't always work in his favor. In 1998, while serving a two-year mission in South Korea, Christensen followed Mormonism's renowned work ethic so dogmatically–tirelessly trolling for converts on Seoul's streets–that he became unpopular with his peers. He thought he was doing the right thing, and in turn poked at the other missionaries with his nasally voice and condescending attitude. They retaliated, nicknaming Christensen "The Emperor." "Garret was born knowing that he was the smartest person in the world," says his mother, Kathy Christensen. "He showed impatience for people who didn't know as much as he did."

Thus his arrival at Cal was a shock. The classes were hard. Other students were more motivated. Christensen was unexpectedly disoriented. "I hated school," he says. "Why was I there?"

In the fall of 2006, Christensen took time away, helping to track an economics professor's study in western Kenya. While in Africa, Christensen arrived at another disillusioning epiphany. The Mormon services there were held in English instead of Swahili. If God really existed, he wondered, wouldn't he speak all languages?

In debating Mormonism with his fellow visitors, the religion felt increasingly inconsistent and ambiguous–as if it were a flawed set of statistics. "In Africa, some of my openly atheist roommates were happier than me," he says. "For a while I was scared of the alternative–that if there is no God then humanity will end. Then I looked at them again and thought, 'well, you might as well be happy.'" After considerable consternation, he left the Mormon Church. He now considers himself "an agnostic, leaning to atheism."

His parents were profoundly disappointed.

"We still have hope," says Kathy, his mom.

Christensen returned to the Bay Area in early 2007 and promptly took another semester off. Uncertain if he wanted to continue in school, unmoored from his religious upbringing, and feeling separation from his parents, Christensen decided to seek answers on the trail. He set his sights on the yo-yo of the rough and lonely CDT.

"I wanted to take a large amount of time off," says Christensen, "and give society the finger."


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READERS COMMENTS

Ladridi's comment is understandable given the angle the writer took. Ladridi is correct that I took a job at a startup a few months after finishing the trail; however, it was a part-time, unpaid position, which I did more to help out a friend rather than to make money. If I'm a capitalist, I'm a lousy one.

I encourage those who came away with some negative feelings about the article to read my response to the article here:
http://francistapon.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=47

I appreciate that Backpacker Magazine was fair and printed my short letter after this article came out. Unfortunately, the letter is not on the web, please view that link if you'd like to hear my take on the article. Thank you!

Happy trails,

Francis Tapon
Posted: Jan 13, 2009 Francis Tapon

I finally had time to read this well-written article. I just finished the CDT and it's hard to believe any yo-yoed that trail! An amazing accomplishment and adventure for both of them.
Posted: Oct 02, 2008 Buck Nelson

Quote:
"He had hit the trail for the reasons many of us seek wilderness: to quiet his mind and spirit. He had recently left the Mormon Church and had taken leave from a PhD program; he was troubled by unresolved feelings about God and his future. Magoo, likewise, was motivated by a higher quest: He was a successful MBA who had chucked the corporate world for a dream of turning hiking and adventure into money."

I may be the only one, but I don't think that a dream of turning hiking into money is a "higher quest". When you trade one money-making opportunity (corporate job) for another moneymaking opportunity (hiking/travel books), I fail to see the "higher" status of the latter. He is a capitalist, plain and simple, who simply decided he'd rather be his own boss and figured that notoriety was his currency. (Nevermind that he took a job from a startup after he finished the trip.) Calling that a higher quest is insulting to the people who actually view hiking as its own reward instead of a commodity to be mined and then spent. While I know that there are a number of distance hiking enthusiasts who have turned their passions into profits, I suspect that most if not all of them would view the hiking as the higher quest, not the business.
Posted: Aug 21, 2008 ladridi

How do these ppl afford to do this? Don't they have mortgages and bills to pay?
Posted: Aug 20, 2008 Lee

How about that. When I read the article there were two negative comments directed at the writer and one positive which was directed at the hikers. Go the positive guy.
Posted: Aug 20, 2008 Downunder Baz

A well written article, very enjoyable.

One question, though. Does Backpacker online really need to simulate the epic journey by spreading this out over 14 pages?
Posted: Aug 19, 2008 Dan

The Onion is a stud! and just because he didn't do it first he did it the quicker and did it for the right reason, himself! Over all the artical was great and kudos on getting the word out and giving praise wear it's due!
Posted: Aug 18, 2008 Chance Glasford

Congrats to both hikers. Amazing.
A strong ethos in long distance hiking is "hike your own hike". For Tapon, this meant hike on the trail, and add some extra peak bagging. For the Onion, this meant hike any route in the general area of the Divide, including roads that shaved off elevation and distance. Both valid hikes, just different.
Posted: Aug 13, 2008 thruhiker

This article would have done better by celebrating both hikers success. "Don't count anyone your friend who tries to clip your wings."
Posted: Jul 26, 2008 Jean Brodie

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