I have a little experience building fires—enough to make me think I’m getting pretty good. Turns out I'm not the only one with such skills. Watch this BBC One footage of a bonobo gathering kindling and building a fire to roast freaking marshmallows:
Alright. I’m not saying I’m smarter than a bonobo, but he used matches—that’s cheating! Or at least, that’s what I’ll think when I cry myself to sleep tonight.