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U.S. Fish and Wildlife tries to prove mountain lions haunt Virginia town
Cougars inspire hysteria like few other large predators. I've seen it firsthand: When my dad first moved to mountain-lion country in Colorado, he set up a situation room. He filled it with crazy escape-plan diagrams, well-worn copies of The Beast In the Garden, and newspaper clippings of mountain lion sightings, which covered the walls Beautiful Mind-style. He even made my brother and me take a ridiculous Bowie knife with us when we went hiking — you know, just in case we had to stab a cougar in self-defense with an unweildy, 12-inch blade."The sense I get is there are a number of game commission people laughing, and that bothers me a bit because we've got good people here who aren't crazy," said Billy Coleburn, who as editor of the paper wrote most of the stories.They may not be crazy, but even just one cougar sighting seems to inspire prolonged bouts of cougar-sighting madness in any given community, according to Mark Dowling, co-founder of The Cougar Network (which is an organization I must join):
It is easy to misjudge an animal's size from a distance, Dowling said. His organization often gets photos of housecats from people who believe they are seeing cougars.
You see, Dad? At least half of your clippings are probably tabbies. And besides, they're more afraid of us than we are of them.
— Ted Alvarez
Va. town tries to prove existence of 'ghost cats' (AP)

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